Breaking news: Kamala Harris' fear of public speaking allegedly results in alcohol abuse! But, hold on, who reads past the title nowadays anyway? So, let's keep it real - there's nothing of substance here, and you'll never actually know the truth because, well, you stopped reading. Cheers!
We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.
In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!
A shot in the dark: Biden fan's attempt at world's most ironic mass shooting to advocate for gun control leaves everyone baffled. Oops!