Politics

EXCLUSIVE: Kamala Harris' Fear of Public Speaking Leads to Alarming Alcohol Abuse

Sources reveal Kamala Harris' battle with alcohol as she struggles to overcome her fear of public speaking, raising concerns over her ability to lead effectively.

Breaking news: Kamala Harris' fear of public speaking allegedly results in alcohol abuse! But, hold on, who reads past the title nowadays anyway? So, let's keep it real - there's nothing of substance here, and you'll never actually know the truth because, well, you stopped reading. Cheers!

Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts

We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.

President Biden dead at 80, Ghost Continues To Stumble on White House Stairs.

Biden's presidency continues to trip up over familiar obstacles.

Russia's Top Obituary Writer Takes on Challenge of Describing Prigozhin's 'Natural Causes' Death by Polonium Milkshake

Dairy Doom: 'Putin's Chef' Yevgeny Prigozhin 'naturally' succumbs to a lethal radioactive milkshake in Russia's most shocking lactose intolerance case yet.

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