We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.
Biden's presidency continues to trip up over familiar obstacles.
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Trading sharp suits for thermal boots, Walsh sets course for Antarctica, stating 'it's time to break the ice.
WASHINGTON—In a discovery that has sent shockwaves through law enforcement communities nationwide, local white police officer Todd McGinty reportedly uncovered the pervasive reality of institutional racism in America after adopting a hands-and-knees position on the concrete beside an apprehended African American man. Sources revealed that McGinty, a seven-year veteran
Trump, apparently not content to simply dispute his son's ageist claims, sought to underscore his virile vigor by comparing himself to one of the animal kingdom's most nimble creatures and humanity's most potent power source. "I’m as spry as a gazelle and twice as quick! More energy than a
As he issues a challenge to Trump in the Republican primaries, critics and zoologists alike question the merit of such reptilian prowess in determining presidential suitability.