Politics

From Fido to Lefto: The Shocking Truth Behind Keith Olbermann's Canine Conversion Camps!

Inside Keith's canine camps: where dogs learn to bark leftist propaganda and chase conservative squirrels!

Kudos to you, dear reader, for venturing beyond the headline! Alas, you'll find no shocking truth here, just a reminder that in the age of clickbait, substance has gone to the dogs!

Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts

We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.

President Biden dead at 80, Ghost Continues To Stumble on White House Stairs.

Biden's presidency continues to trip up over familiar obstacles.

Russia's Top Obituary Writer Takes on Challenge of Describing Prigozhin's 'Natural Causes' Death by Polonium Milkshake

Dairy Doom: 'Putin's Chef' Yevgeny Prigozhin 'naturally' succumbs to a lethal radioactive milkshake in Russia's most shocking lactose intolerance case yet.

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