Kudos to you, dear reader, for venturing beyond the headline! Alas, you'll find no shocking truth here, just a reminder that in the age of clickbait, substance has gone to the dogs!
We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.
In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!
A shot in the dark: Biden fan's attempt at world's most ironic mass shooting to advocate for gun control leaves everyone baffled. Oops!