In today's fast-paced world of clickbait headlines, nobody has the time or the attention span to actually read beyond the first few words, so let's just throw journalistic integrity out the window, shall we? Welcome to the era of "headline-only" news! You are amazing!
We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.
In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!
A shot in the dark: Biden fan's attempt at world's most ironic mass shooting to advocate for gun control leaves everyone baffled. Oops!